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DOG OWNERSHIP TEST


Before you buy your first puppy, take this test to find out if you can cope with living and looking after your puppy …..  best taken in the autumn or mid-winter.


1.       Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.
2.       Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating  “Good Dog”, “Wee Wee”,  “Poo Poo”, “Quickly, Please”.
3.       Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet
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4.       Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times
5.       Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor
6.       Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet
7.       Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor....walk barefooted over it in the dark
8.       Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean it in      the evening
9.       Wear socks to which you have made holes using a blender
10.      Jump out of your favorite chair just before the movie ends and run to open back door
11.      Cover all your best clothes with dog hair, dark clothes with blond hairs and light clothes with dark hairs
12.      Tip all just ironed clothes on the floor
13.      Make little pin holes in all your furniture, especially chair and table legs
14.      When doing dishes, splash water all over the place and don't wipe it.
15.      Spread toilet paper all over the house when you leave the house and tidy up when you get back home
16.      Forget any impulse holidays and/or breaks
17.      Always go home straight after work or school
18.      Go walkies no matter what the weather, and inspect every dirty paper, chewing gum and   dead fly you might find
19.      Wake up at 3am. Place a correct size bag of flour on top of yourself and try to sleep, while wiping your face with a dishcloth, which you left next your bed in a bowl last week.


Repeat everyday for 6 months. If you still think getting puppy sounds like a good idea,

Congratulations!! …. you might be ready to get your puppy !!!!!!

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MILO & MAC are both from Shady Nook. 

Mac was whelped in Sep/2013.   

Milo was whelped in Oct/2014.  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to both !!!

Evidently, they have been hiding their singing talents from Tammy & her family…… 

They may have a future in the church choir !!!


click here to play video

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No Smoking ?                Check !
 
No Drinking ?                 Check !
 
No Skateboarding ?      Check !
 
No Scotties ?                NOW
                                      WAIT
                                     JUST A
                                    MINUTE !!!

Because of the new restrictions on shipping, we are trying to come up with a workaround.  This is our first thought - we are now working on a built-in GPS, so that we can just have the pup fly itself to your house !!!   LOL !!!!!
 
REMEMBER !!  We do have fun with our pups !!...

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Posted by Terry on Facebook on 11/20/2013....
 
"With the colder weather, Mackie does not want to go out into the garage/dog run area in the mornings. When it is time for him to go out, he ignores me and stays curled up in his cushy dog beg with this eyes closed. So, feeling sorry for him, I bought a couple of inexpensive doggie turtleneck sweaters to help him feel warmer outside. Yesterday, I decked him out in the black and grey one with the red skull and crossbones on the back before I left for work. I mean he rocked that look. When I got home, Mackie was “naked” and I found the sweater on the garage floor.

What I don’t know how is the heck the got himself out of that sweater. I mean, it’s not like he has thumbs. So, I am left to wonder if he enlisted Blue’s help (their relationship reminds me of that of Lenny and Squiggy on the old Laverne & Shirley sitcom – Squiggy is a bossy little guy who always seems to have an angle; Lenny is his big, good natured lug of a buddy). I can just hear Mackie saying “Blue, listen up! You gotta grab the bottom edge of this shirt thingy in your teeth and pull it off over my head. I mean I look like an idiot in this getup. The cats are so gonna laugh at me. Just don’t get my skin when you do it. C’mon, you big moose, you can do it. OUCH - that was my butt you big clown. You did that on purpose!”

“Ah, Mack, I wouldn't do that!”

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MACKIE

MACKIE was whelped at Shady Nook in Apr/2012, out of Mocha x Silky.  He live in California with Terry..

Due to recent changes in animal care regulations, previous shipping rules have changed.  This video explains how the new regulations will be implemented.....  Click on the video link at the right.....

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Raising Duncan

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You may have seen the "Scottie Pinwheel" video on youtube.  But we're posting it here, because it's the cutest thing you will EVER see.....   Click the link to the right to see it...

Scottie Puppy Pinwheel

MARLEY is somewhat confused....  
 
"What is this long, thin strip of paper that leads to the bathroom ?" 
 
Mike reports that Marley is 'redecorating'...

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MARLEY

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."      

Groucho Marx

Unknown to many, there is a 10-step program that almost every new Scottie owner goes through.   We hear similar stories from nearly every Shady Nook Scottie owner.
 
Scottie 10-step Program -
 
  1. The Scottie is not allowed in the house.
  2. Okay, the Scottie is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
  3. The Scottie is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
  4. The Scottie can get on the OLD furniture only.
  5. Fine, the Scottie is allowed on all the furniture,but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.
  6. All right, the Scottie is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
  7. The Scottie can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
  8. The Scottie can sleep under the covers by invitation ONLY.
  9. The Scottie can sleep under the covers every night.
  10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Scottie.
 

One of our friends on the blog "Scottie Friends", Colleen Raffati, has a brother-sister Scottie tag team.   They are 2 years old and have an impressive tally of things caught or destroyed....   Colleen reports that they team up to catch the lizards and frogs...  Here's their scorecard...

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Scottie "Scorecard"

 
 
 
Click the links below to see some very funny stuff !!!
 
 

Scotties Are Better Than Children because.....

An Open Letter To Your Scottie

Doggone Tired of Them

Why Does Scottie Grooming Cost More Than A Haircut ??

Is Martha Stewart stalking your Scottie ?

Comedian Ron White has a Scottie

How To Pick Your Puppy !!!

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Scientifically formulated to provide everything your pet needs for perfect health

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"I love all dogs, but I only sleep with Scotties...."
 
Shady Nook Scotties
Sindee Hart
Beautiful Southern Indiana
 
(812) 858-3977
Email me at:   shadynook47@gmail.com
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July, 2007.